Fly like a G6!

    What is that all about. Just a couple of years ago the music that was being played on the radio was brilliant. Nowadays, it all just seems to be a mix of mega decibel beats and auto tuned voices. It is pretty rubbish. So rubbish in fact, that I would actually listen to GWAR instead. Do not get me wrong though. I love songs with a good beat, but not something telling you how much fun somebody had a party. Take that rubbish song ''Like a G6'' as an example.  I don't care how some synthesized girl feels, and I am happy that I don't feel fly every night, otherwise I'd be in jail. And why should the participants in the video be preferably with big boobs and half naked? If someone really wants to see flesh and body parts, they'd be far better off on the internet, because I am sorry, but I can't get over the fact that even children like these perverse music videos.
     If I had to classify my top worst songs, at number four will go Jesse MacCartney's new video called ''Shake''. Now, I don't know what were they aiming at with it, but to me it looked as if James Dean found himself in a gym class full of horny MILFs. And the part where he films the girl shaking her butt in front of his Motorolla (Surprisingly not a Blackberry) is a bit cheesy. At number three goes ''Like a G6'' which's lyrics are nothing but nonsense, and the video features a girl which seems to be dumb enough not to be able to write her ''To do list'' on a proper paper as opposed to an iPad. At number two will go Lil Wayne's Lollipop. I am really getting used to US pop videos always portraying the United States as the Holy Grail so that's not a biggie. But a fugitive trying to actually make a song with some kind of a melody is preposterous. He has to thank modern technology and computers, otherwise he'd sound like a 1950's sewing machine. Soldier...Soldier...Soldier...This...Right Here...Is My....Number one choice. Pretty Boy Swag by Soulja boy is an insult to my eyes, and a punch in my ears. Disgusting video, with the lyrics suitable for someone in a psychiatry. And in one part of the video, he narrates the lyrics while looking down, like a first grader on a mid year exam. I bet that if I put on 10000 dollars worth of metal on my neck, and make a tattoo on my left nipple, I'll look as cool as he does. I despise such complexed songs, coming from someone who can't really prove himself as someone, so he actually uses his ''hard earned'' liquid assets.
     These are my top four worst songs of all time, but as I see the pace with which rubbish music is spewed out, I'll have a new list pretty soon. I won't start listing my favourite songs, because I know that half of you are  American, and none of the songs are such. My favourite songs come from Jamaica, Britain and Germany. A strange list I know, and I really do hope that ''cool'' guys realise that they ain't cool no more, and start singing songs with some proper melody. I'll just stick with Bob Marley's Three Little Birds for now.